wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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