I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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