I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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