He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
