Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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