Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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