is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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