Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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