They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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