That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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