ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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