would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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