we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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