I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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