u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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