I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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