Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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