hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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