we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's never too late to be topless.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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