no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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