I think I am morally bankrupt
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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