i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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