at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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