actually, I'm a sock model
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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