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you alive?
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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