Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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