Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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