so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
