i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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