Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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