I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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