I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I want her autograph on my taint
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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