2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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