I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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