Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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