: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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