I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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