Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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