Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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