I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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