I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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