Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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