I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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