i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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