it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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