is your mom at the bar?
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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