I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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