I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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