If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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