Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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