Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
why do cheetos always look like penises
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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