I didn't shave. On purpose
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
