i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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