i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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