Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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